Sharpi Prezzi [she/they, early-mid 30s]
There's never a dull moment with this gal! Neurotic, sexy, excitable and stubborn, Sharpi does exactly what she wants, when she wants!

Mani Worthquake [she/her, mid 30s]
Mani might look intimidating, but this heartthrob is as kind as they come. She loves to learn new things, and making sweet sweet love to beautiful women.

Gravylynn Oiltone [she/her, late 30s]
Grav or Gravy for short. Mani's chill roommate! She's a lazy roach who loves to hang around, loaf around, and goof around.

Warpy Earnick Newsome [she/her, early 30s]
When this scumbag flashes her sleazy grin, there's trouble ahead. Whatever you've got going on, Warpy's doing it better - or so she says?!